It’s that time of the year again, when every basketball fan suddenly becomes an expert, driven crazy — and often angry — by the frenzy of basketball games and ever-increasing importance of each contest. It’s the time of year when I too become an expert and usually spend a good week fussing and stewing over the Wahine getting snubbed by the NCAA yet again, or in more recent years, fuming over some worthy midmajor like Gonzaga getting snubbed or La Tech getting in on name alone or Tennessee getting stuck in the damned hardest region yet again.
But this year, the NCAA tourney is barely on my mind. Heck, I almost forgot it was Selection Monday yesterday until STAN IM’d me about some team that made it in or didn’t make it in (I’ve totally forgot already). It’s not that the NCAA Selection Committee hasn’t given us its usual share of things to complain about. (Where’s Montana, Ball State, Southern Illinois? And why is Tennessee stuck in the damned hardest region yet again?) No, this year there’s been so much unfortunate news concerning women’s basketball that the sport itself seems like a distant afterthought.
First, of course, there is the really big story, the one that all by itself has completely overshadowed the NCAA tourney: LSU coach Pokey Chatman abruptly resigned allegedly due to allegations of an improper sexual relationship with a former player or players, reported by Chatman’s long-time teammate, colleague and assistant Carla Berry in February, according to unnamed sources. I wish I could say I was above the media’s gossip frenzy that has sprung up around this story, but I’m not. Since STAN first left me a voicemail Thursday afternoon about the above story broken by the New Orleans Times-Picayune, I have read *every* story and column related to Pokey Chatman and LSU that I can find online. I swear, I’ve read more in the last five days than I did throughout library school. Part of me of course is incensed at the coverage (they wouldn’t write so much about it if a male coach slept with a woman player!), and part of me worries that this all just reinforces the lesbian-as-predator stereotype in women’s sports. But sadly, a huge part of me is always searching for just a hint of publicized lesbianism in sports that I’ve latched on to this story, eagerly awaiting every sordid detail. (So who was the player? Who else might be gay?) Unfortunately, you know somewhere in Happy Valley Rene Portland is saying “I told you so.” (And Portland can still coach after that? I’d call *that* improper conduct.)
Not as big and scandalous but still juicy is the story of Mr. Coach P. biting a police officer in a Florida airport. Apparently, Michigan State head coach Joanne P. McCallie’s husband went nutso when airport security lost their luggage and wouldn’t find it without the baggage claim stubs they had thrown away. Mr. Coach P. then began emptying out a rubbish can and when a police officer questioned him, he allegedly swung the trash can at the officer and bit his finger when he tried to handcuff him. Now, I can’t blame Mr. Coach P. for getting upset at an airport, what with all luggage shipped to the opposite end of the world from where you’re going and the insane regulations that are supposed to “protect” us, but it’s still generally not acceptable to throw rubbish cans around in public. Especially not when your wife coaches a top 25 basketball team.
The final big distracting story is not one of scandal but one of sadness. After nearly 40 years and 900 victories, Jody Conradt resigned as head coach of the Texas Longhorns after UT failed to make the NCAAs for the second consecutive year. It’s really hard to blame anyone for the ‘Horns’ tough times — a young Texas team has been plagued by injuries the last two years — but the highly respected Conradt, who is second in Division I wins only to Pat Summitt, is taking responsibility and stepping aside as ‘Horn herder. Conradt has not only done so much for women’s basketball in her 38 years, she was the anti-Rene Portland, once actually saying she would welcome lesbian players on her team (and not for the same reasons Pokey Chatman would) (ouch, low blow). Conradt was a true class act and will be missed.
So, what about that Dayton region? Tennessee gets defending national champs Maryland, Oklahoma and low post monster Courtney Paris, Big Ten powers Ohio State, and Middle Tennessee State, winners of 26 in a row? Don’t think you can distract us from the fact that you stuck Tennessee in the damned hardest region yet again.